2 December, 1999
Via Dead at 32, a study by the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign revealing one of every 10 grocery items people buy goes unused.

In my current read, Legends of the American Desert by Alex Shoumatoff, I came across this introduction to cloud seeding:

The way cloud seeding works ... is that "supercooled droplets form supercooled clouds as moist air flows over mountain barriers. If the droplets freeze, they fall as snow. If their concentration is too low for precipitation, you seed the clouds with dry ice and/or silver iodide crystals; you fly into a storm center with a turboprop jet and inject silver iodide into the clouds to increase their efficiency." The pilot cloud-seeding project took place on the Mogollan Rim in 1987. Nine years before that, ten propane-fueled generators sprayed silver-iodide crystals along fifty miles of the San Gabriel Mountains and were so effective at increasing cloud efficiency that they were blamed for severe storms, floods landslides, twenty deaths, and forty-three million dollars of damage.

I found A Laymans guide to Weather Modification to be helpful in understanding it all a little better, and Colorado State's Weather Modification by Cloud Seeding-A Status Report 1989-1997 dense but fascinating. The latter describes three methods of cloud seeding: Static, Dynamic, and Hygroscopic.

The Grateful Dead go corporate? (Scroll down to mid-page.) I hope it's as unlikely as Phil Lesh thinks it is. On the other hand, if it happened -- distributing the contents of the Dead's vault via MP3 -- it would be yet another instance of GDM leading the pack.

On today's Salon, Griel Marcus enumerates the 10 reasons why Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man is the best movie of the end of the 20th century. And then 10 more on why Neil Young's Dead Man is the best music for the end of the 20th century.

3 December, 1999
On the 7th of August of this year, Griel Marcus noted in his Salon column the impending premiere of James Marsh's Wisconsin Death Trip, a movie based on Michael Lesy's book of the same title. And anyone who's been following this blog since then knows the impatience with which I've anticipated its release. What do you know -- after screenings at the Telluride Film Festival and the Venice Film Festival in September, it's finally playing NYC. And I'll be playing hooky to see it.

If you aren't familiar with this treasure of a book, Michael Lesy introduces his magnificent project with these words:

The pictures you're about to see are of people who were once actually alive. The excerpts you're about to read recount events these people, or people like them, once experienced. None of the accounts are fictitious. Neither the pictures nor the events were, when they were made or experienced, considered to be unique, extraordinary, or sensational. The pictures were taken by a careful, competent town photographer named Charles Van Schaick; they are artful only in so far as he obeyed the most prosaic conventions of portraiture. The events were recorded by a father named Frank Cooper, and a son named George, who were equally competent, equally careful, equally experienced town newspaper editors; their articles are imaginative only in so far as they conformed to the inevitable demands of space and time dictated by a weekly paper. The people who looked at the pictures once they were taken weren't surprised, and the people who read about the events weren't shocked. They preserved the pictures and the newspapers for the same reason that some people remember their birthdays, and others fail to notice each breath.

All the inhalations and all the exhalations were crystallized in silver emulsion on 30,000 glass plate negatives, and all the birthdays with all their best wishes were transferred to the fibers and inks of good rag paper. The glass plates were left to sit by themselves for thirty years after Van Schaick died. Occasionally, a lower lip or the whole side of a face would crack off and break away like the side of a glacier. Often the edge of a cornice or the crest of a hill would disintegrate into flakes the size of silica sand. The stacks of glass broke because of their own weight; their emulsions decayed because of too much or too little moisture. Twenty years of the common but multivariate life of a county seat, now transformed into images composed of elementary chemical ciphers, sat enclosed by the space of one dry and dusty four-walled and ceilinged room, and fell prey not to irony, not to remorse, and not to forgetfulness, but to vectors of force and the molecular composition of the air.

The newspapers were treated differently. Since they came from a county seat whose press had begun to operate nearly as soon as its plats were surveyed, each issue was reduced to the size of a stamp by technicians who had no time to notice anything but the title and date of each brittle paper rectangle they placed underneath the copy lights of their cameras. Two years, 104 issues, 300 accusations, 200 denials, 600 messages, 40 rumors, 3 declarations, and 2,000 factual recitations were wound around a spool, and the spool was sent to a reading room. The library assistants rarely even looked at each spool; rather they verified it by its weight, and then catalogued it by the place of origin, the date of its publication, and the positive and negative nature of its photographic exposure. They stacked twenty years of the prose style of a father and his son on top of twenty years of ghost stories, epidemics, political careers, suicides, sales, insanities, bankruptcies, burnings, medical testimonials, and early deaths, and then they stacked them all somewhere in a gray metal drawer that slid vertically from its file bank like a radiator on casters. Twenty years of symbiotic exchanges between a system of social economics and the permutations and fruitions of 3,000 randomly assembled genetic patterns were catalogued and filed by library assistants employed on eight-month contracts to preside over the towering silence of facts and lies that preceding assistants and technicians had been instructed and trusted to accumulate.

He ends the introduction to the book with,

This book is an exercise in historical actuality, but it has only as much to do with history as the heat and spectrum of the light that makes it visible, or the retina and optical nerve of your eye. It is as much an exercise of history as it is an experiment of alchemy. Its primary intention is to make you experience the pages now before you as a flexible mirror that if turned one way can reflect the odor of the air that surrounded me as I wrote this; if turned another, can project your anticipations of next Monday; if turned again, can transmit the sound of breathing in the deep winter air of a room eighty years ago, and if turned once again, this time backward on itself, can fuse all three images, and so can focus who I once was, what you might yet be, and what may have happened, all upon a single point of your imagination, and transform them like light focused by a lens on paper, from a lower form of energy to a higher.

I was first drawn to this book -- for years inexplicably out of print but appearing next April in a new hardcover edition -- simply because it was a history close to my own experience; I grew up in a very small Wisconsin town, also a county seat. But having lived with this book near me for so many years, its relevance becomes broader and more important. If you happen to stumble upon it in a bookstore next spring, please pick it up and give it at least a quick glance. It's beautiful, haunting... an absolute treasure.

4 December, 1999
The mystical heart diagrams of Paul Kaym, from the 1680 bestseller The Helleleuchtender Hertzens-Spiegel, depict the "journey of the human heart and the obstacles it meets on its quest for spiritual enlightenment" in sixteen beautiful engravings by Nicolaus Häublin. (And I did not know the word chiliast before I saw this page.)
5 December, 1999
Cleaning out bookmarks from the browser, moving them over here to my de facto, über-bookmark list: the Jakob Nielsen Drinking Game and the Graphical User Interface Timeline that appeared on every other blog a few weeks ago.
6 December, 1999
My long wait for the Wisconsin Death Trip movie did not disappoint. Not too much, anyway. It's a weird little movie inspired by a weird little book -- and knowing the material as well as I do, I might be a tough audience. Once I relaxed into the the rhythm set by director James Marsh, though, I liked and respected the whole project even more. I felt that the film's brief forays into contemporary Black River Falls -- in color, no less -- were unnecessary and editorializing, particularly since the book allowed events and their relevance speak for themselves. This is the kind of movie you might find on PBS in a few months, catching it in the middle and not knowing exactly what it is, but becoming completely riveted. I was especially curious, wary, of how the book's powerful black and white images would translate to the screen, and it's in this area that the director surprised me most of all. The photographs literally come to life, and are breathtaking.

And over at the local dodecaplex, I saw End of Days. Things Go Boom. Lots of audience laughter where the director surely never intended. If you're planning to see it, see it on the big screen. In a theater with good (loud) sound. If you're not planning on seeing it, you aren't missing too much.

7 December, 1999
This is one of the most awesome things I've found on the web to date: American Life Histories: Manuscripts from the Federal Writers' Project, 1936-1940. 2,900 documents from over 300 writers vary "in form from narrative to dialogue to report to case history". You can search this collection by state (24 are represented) or by keyword.

Searching for Greenwich Village dislodged "Betty" from the archive:

"She was the kind of girl men fight for ... and like it; but on a Harlem police blotter, they had "prostitute" scribbled opposite her name. Not that she looked like one. Her eyes were a pale, lovely blue; her hair, soft and brown; and she had the sauciest two lips in the world. Another odd thing about her was the fact that she never carried a watch. I suppose it was because time meant nothing to her. She was in love. The boy's name was Bill."

Mojave Desert brought up How Salton Sea Was Caught:

"Gawd, that night after supper I jest set there in that grove of Joshua Trees where we was camped an' figgered 'how in hell, now, can anybody git a damned 'floatin' lake' to hold still long enough for a man to go swimmin' in it? I-Gawd, how can it be done?' I figgered to myself, jest settin' there in that grove of Joshua Trees while th' moon was shinin' out there on th' desert and ever' once in a while a coyote would howl out there somehwere and once in a while that poor cussed mule that had been bit by th' damned gila monster would kind of groan--although th' bite on his leg was gittin' better by then..."

Finally, from an autograph album belonging to a Mrs. Jedney and dated October 5th, 1898:

"Remember me is all I ask
And if remembrance is a task -
Forget me."

(OK, one more and then I'll stop. Stop posting, that is. You know I'm gonna read every single one of these 2,900 documents!)

From Coonjine in Manhattan:

"Coonjine songs were not spirituals--neither the genuine nor the "Broadway" variety. There was nothing spiritual about them that I have been able to discover.

Into these songs the rousters put the problems and the incidents of the day's labor, the characteristics of the people they met. The peculiarities of a mate or captain or fellow rouster; the speed and qualities of a particular boat; the charms or meanness of a woman-friend; domestic matters--all these were subjects which the steamboat roustabouts move into the texture of the Coonjine songs with which they lightened the labor of steamboat work. Composed sometimes on the spur of the moment, or garbled versions of songs previously heard, often the words were ridiculous, sometimes senseless, but nearly always ludicrous with occasionally a touch of pathos:

     Old roustabout aint got no home,
     Make his living on his shoulder bone!

There came a lull in the unloading of the ship. The Negro exhaled gustily, mopped his brow and chancing to glance in my direction, grinned and shook his head."

A search for information on New York Governor Alfred E. Smith led me to the complete results of American presidential elections from 1789 to 1992 (Smith lost to Herbert Hoover in 1928), as well as Elevator World Magazine's story of the 1945 plane crash at the Empire State Building (Smith was the president of Empire State, Inc).

Elevator World, hmm? There's something for everyone, I guess: I once read to my sister an article from Lighting Dimensions, which bored her to tears -- as revenge, she threatened to send me a subscription to Ceramics Monthly.

A whoopin' big Happy Holidays to anyone who's been holding onto their Red Hat stock. Lordy. I wish I'd bought.

I get more and more excited about Man on the Moon with each preview I see. The doubtfuls, the skeptics and the naysayers are already coming out of the woodwork -- check out Andrew O'Hehir's piece on Jim Carrey in today's Salon -- so I hope to see it as early as possible. I can be susceptible to backlash.

8 December, 1999
"Any woman born with a great gift in the sixteenth century would certainly have gone crazed, shot herself, or ended her days in some lonely cottage outside the village, half witch, half wizard, feared and mocket at", wrote Virginia Woolf in "A Room of One's Own". Finding Shakespeare's Sisters refutes that notion with works by Queen Elizabeth I, Mary Sidney Herbert, Elizabeth Cary, and Aemilia Lanyer. From Ms. Cary's play, "The Tragedy of Mariam, the Faire Queene of Jewry":

When to their husbands they themselves do bind,
Do they not wholly give themselves away?
Or give they but their body, not their mind,
Reserving that, though best, for others' prey?
No sure, their thoughts no more can be their own,
And therefore should to none but one be known.

9 December, 1999
Peter Braunstein's Underachievers of the '90s: Films that could have been hits discusses three underrated films of the 90's: Strange Days, The Cable Guy, and Bulworth. I love this guy, and it was his praise for Strange Days that got me. I'm the only person I know who really, really liked this movie, and Braunstein's summation, "In the film one person complains, "The economy sucks, what the hell are we celebrating?" As it turns out, people in the real last days of 1999 are saying, "The economy rocks, what the hell are we celebrating?", is just perfect.
10 December, 1999
R.I.P. Rick Danko, original member of The Band, who died today in his sleep.

From Wednesday's All Things Considered on NPR: Web Site Story, in which the government's anti-trust case against Micro$oft inspires a Broadway musical. [requires a RealAudio player]

Via Bovine Inversus, this wonderful little dissection of some found letters.

The photographs by Lewis W. Hine of Child Labor in America 1908-1912 are positively haunting. And Hine's original captions to these photos are so succinct... though no words can possibly express what the children in the photos know. On Furman Owens: "12 years old. Can't read. Doesn't know his A,B,C's. Said, "Yes I want to learn but can't when I work all the time." Been in the mills 4 years, 3 years in the Olympia Mill. Columbia, S.C." From a mill in Macon, GA: "Some boys and girls were so small they had to climb up on to the spinning frame to mend broken threads and to put back the empty bobbins." One of the spinners in Whitnel Cotton Mill: "She was 51 inches high. Has been in the mill one year. Sometimes works at night. Runs 4 sides - 48 cents a day. When asked how old she was, she hesitated, then said, "I don't remember," then added confidentially, "I'm not old enough to work, but do just the same." Out of 50 employees, there were ten children about her size." Also see the newsies, the seafood workers, the miners and the salesmen -- all tiny children.

11 December, 1999
Another epinion, this one on my choice to forgo the extravagant madness of NYC's New Years' celebration and head for the hills: WI2K vs. NY2K
12 December, 1999
Via calamondin's pointer to Peter Greenaway's december.org: Drowning by Numbers - The Number List. If you've seen this movie, you know what this is... check it out and see how many you actually caught. If this means nothing to you, please rent and see this film! (Drowning by Numbers is the very reason I bought a laserdisc player. That, and the fact that I was working for Voyager at the time and could get all of the Criterion discs at a significant discount...)

And from Noise Between Stations, this fascinating little site that probably has a lot to do with explaining why particular households get the particular direct-mail they do: You Are Where You Live takes your five-digit ZIP code and outputs your demographic information in the form of scores within 62 categories, or clusters, based on "census data, leading consumer surveys and media measurement data, and other public and private sources of demographic and consumer information" and compiled by Claritas, a market-research firm. Scary in its accuracy, really, especially when I tried other ZIPs, like my parents in the Midwest, my sister in the mountains...

13 December, 1999
This is totally selfish of me, but I'm kind of hoping that there is a transit-workers' strike in NYC this week. It'll be fascinating to see just how quickly this city can be brought to its knees without its subway system. (Of course, Guiliani will call it a feather in his cap either way: if there's no strike, it's to his credit. If there is a strike, the whole thing will be spun in his favor. The contingencies that are already in place are astounding... but it still all feels like a show for an audience bigger than the city.) Local 100 of the Transport Workers Union of America, the union currently in negotiations, has a page on their site detailing the union's history, including the last two strikes in 1966 and 1980, lasting 12 and 11 days, respectively. There was a sudden rainstorm here this summer that flooded some of the subway lines, closing them down for a day. That was a headache. I can't even imagine what a week or more would be like. But as I said, it's a very selfish curiosity; I work from home.

From the December, 1966 Atlantic Monthly, Leland Hazard's Strikes and People: A Proposal, in which he suggests the formation of an Industrial Peace Commission to "put the spotlight on collective bargaining and on the strike. Just as arms may not legally be borne in secret -- only in public -- so collective bargaining could not fail -- and the strike ensue -- in secret."

And from 1998 in Against the Current, Steve Downs' Stuck Between Old and New Tracks, a view of Local 100 from the inside: Downs is a NYC subway train operator.

14 December, 1999
Happy Birthday, Lester Bangs! (1948-1982)

Today begins the Halcyon Days, a fourteen-day period of calm and goodwill over the seven days before and after the winter solstice. According to ancient Greek mythology, the gods calmed the seas so that kingfishers (who were thought to nest on the sea) could lay and hatch their eggs. Whatever. It sounds nice.

Information on the Taylor Law is what I was really looking for last night, but I couldn't remember the name... It's the NY State law prohibiting public employees from striking that was passed in 1967, on the heels of the 1966 transit workers' strike. It's named for Professor George W. Taylor, the chair of Governor Nelson Rockefeller's Public Employee Relations Committee. See Kristin Guild's New York State Taylor Law: Negotiating To Avoid Strikes in the Public Sector.

15 December, 1999
The strike is off. At 2:15 this morning, an agreement between the TWU and the MTA was reached. The contingency plan was in place, though.

On December 15th, 1890, Sitting Bull was murdered by Lakota police as he stepped from his home, submitting to arrest as the "power" behind the Ghost Dance movement. James McLaughlin, an Indian Agent at the Standing Rock Reservation, wrote a chilling account.

Even worse is L. Frank "If I Only had a Heart" Baum's editorial in the Aberdeen Saturday Pioneer

(And in the Unlikeliest Display of Heart Department, President Nixon signed the Taos Land Bill almost twenty years ago this week, returning 48,000 acres of land to the Taos of New Mexico.)

16 December, 1999
Alcatraz's Federal Prison History 1934-1963
17 December, 1999
Convivium Publicum! Today begins the weeklong celebration of the Roman Saturnalia, 17-23 December:

"During the holiday, restrictions were relaxed and the social order inverted. Gambling was allowed in public. Slaves were permitted to use dice and did not have to work. Instead of the toga, less formal dinner clothes (synthesis) were permitted, as was the "pilleus," a felt cap normally worn by the manumitted slave that symbolized the freedom of the season. Within the family, a Lord of Misrule (Saturnalicius princeps) was chosen. Slaves were treated as equals, allowed to wear their masters' clothing, and be waited on at meal time in remembrance of an earlier golden age thought to have been ushered in by the god."
18 December, 1999
Wow. I just saw The Straight Story, the beautiful little G-rated Disney movie by David Lynch. Not only did the magnificent photography make my heart ache with a strange homesickness, the kind of which I've never really felt before, but the characters were so good and pure... people full of what a friend of mine once described as, "that midwestern nice that people spend a lot of time mocking until they actually get some". The movie trundles along slowly -- as slowly as it takes September to roll over into October in Wisconsin, and as slowly as it takes an old man on a riding lawnmower to travel across Iowa and up into Wisconsin to see his estranged brother -- and we literally see the season change as our hero approaches his destination. Go see this movie: it's a beautiful, beautiful thing. If you're still not persuaded, or are wary of what David Lynch may have wrought with this most unlikely subject matter, see Charles Taylor's recent review on Salon

The Anti-Saloon League site at Ohio State hosts some great old Prohibition posters from the United Committee on War Temperance. With slogans like, "Not in the Peace Treaty -- Still Your Enemy" and "Let's all go Clean Over The Top CLEAN, and keep fit to fight in France for Freedom", it's just a wonder the movement didn't stick.

"...the pointer you followed is hogwash": one of the most useful and user-friendly 404 pages I've seen. It's for the dense, seemingly-endless, sometimes ranting but completely fascinating World Government Conspiracy site. The amount of writing here, the sheer volume of essays, is making it difficult for me to stop poking around long enough to link even one of them. It's definitely a place to spend a little time.

And what led me to that site in the first place: Craig Reinarman's Lessons from Alcohol Policy for Drug Policy [removed from frames]. See also the table charting Alcoholic Beverage Consumption in the United States From 1710 to 1975

19 December, 1999
A toast to those who are gone: Happy Birthday to Phil Ochs (1940-1976). My all-time favorite songwriter. Ever. Years before I was even born, he lived on Bleecker Street, not far from where I live now (in a borderline-compulsive habit, I touch the door handle of #178 every time I walk by). A contemporary of Bob Dylan (they were friends, and later enemies -- Dylan's Positively 4th Street is written about Ochs), he was under appreciated in his lifetime, and all but forgotten now.

See the Phil Ochs page, maintained by a fellow Ochs (pronounced "oaks") fan, and Letters at 3am, by Michael Ventura and printed in the Austin Chronicle in 1997. Phil testified in the trial of the Chicago Eight (only minus Bobby Seale is it the Chicago Seven), where the evil Judge Julius Hoffman denied defense attorney William Kunstler's request for Phil to perform "I Ain't Marching Anymore".

Rhino Records has a page with the FBI's "review" of the Ochs recording, "Rehearsals for Retirement".

PBS is re-airing the great, 10-hour New York documentary that premiered last month, and I've been enjoying it just as much the second time around. Yesterday I caught the part about the construction of the Empire State Building, the story of the competing skyscrapers, how the workers on each building could, on a clear day, watch the progress of the "competition" downtown. The images of the ESB under construction are stunning, and it launched my quest to find photos of the World Trade Center -- designed by Minoru Yamasaki and built between 1970 and 1977 -- under construction. No luck whatsoever. Two images came up on photostogo.com, but they aren't that great. If anyone's able to dredge up any others, please let me know!

Rod Lakes' fascinating page on Structural Hierarchy came up in the meantime, though...

Also on a quest for: a map of the United States showing all of the land that is government-owned. I've been looking for something like this for a while -- at least since this fall, when I heard that 85% of the state of Colorado is owned by the US government. Any leads?

I've found one, essential.org's map of Federally Owned Lands, and while this includes Indian reservations, Military reservations, National forests and grasslands, etc., it does not seem to include BLM-held land. I see a layering project in my future...

Less helpful than that is the Atlantic Monthly's 1997 Salsa Buying Map.

SCORE! OK, this is what I was hoping to find: the Interactive Map Browser - National Atlas of the United States. That link takes you to the introduction, click on the Go to the Map Browser Now link at the bottom of that page to continue. You can choose any number of "layers" to your map, things like Butterfly Distribution, Toxic Releases, Significant Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Number of Males to 100 Females, Mortality (suicide, cancer, HIV, homicide, motor vehicle, etc.), and Federal and Indian Lands. This is way cool.

20 December, 1999
Via Rebecca's Pocket, a CNN piece on "single theme conversions". I was almost surprised to see that the subject of the article is an acquaintence of mine, Erik Sprague. Nice guy, too, and a hell of a fire-breather.


I dreamed I saw Phil Ochs last night...

It's Billy Bragg's birthday today (b. 1957)!    As Dylan and Ochs descend from their folk father, Woody Guthrie, Bragg is surely one of their younger cousins from across the pond. In fact, it was via my love for Phil Ochs that I discovered Billy Bragg in the first place: Phil recorded Alfred Hayes and Earl Robinson's "I Dreamed I saw Joe Hill Last Night", and Billy later re-recorded it as "I Dreamed I Saw Phil Ochs Last Night". Billy also wrote the liner notes to the 1990 Rhino release of Phil's, There are Now, Live in Vancouver 1968. Clearly, I needed to know who this Bragg guy was! In the last decade, I've had a few opportunities to meet the "Barking Bard of Essex", and as he signed my There and Now disc for me, he laughed at the "backwards" route I'd taken to his music. He said that as happy as he is to be responsible for introducing Phil's music to a new generation of fans, I was probably the first case of Phil returning the favor...

Joe Hill, by Phil Ochs, is included on the awesome 1990 Smithsonian Folkways release, Don't Mourn -- Organize: Songs of Labor songwriter Joe Hill. It's the opening track, and Billy sings it.

In 1915, Joe Hill was as much a cause célèbre as Mumia Abu-Jamal is today. Hill was convicted of murder on less than convincing evidence, and sentenced to execution. Even Helen Keller sent a telegram dated November 16th, 1915, to the White House, protesting Hill's execution: "Your excellency! I believe that Joseph Hillstrom has not had a fair trial and the sentence passed upon him is unjust. I appeal to you as official father of all the people to use your great power and influence to save one of the helpless ones, the stay of execution will give time to investigate new trial will give the man justice to which the laws of the land entitle him."

Joe Hill was executed by firing squad on November 19th, 1915, in Salt Lake City, Utah. In his final telegram before his death, he wrote to IWW leader Bill Haywood, asking that his body be immediately shipped to the Wyoming state line for burial since, "I don't want to be caught dead in Utah."

His body was, in fact, sent to Chicago, where 30,000 people attended his funeral, organized by the IWW. Afterward, he was cremated and his ashes sent in envelopes to IWW locals in every state (except Utah) and to every continent. Each envelope was printed with a line from Hill's will on one side: "My body? Oh! If I could choose, I would to ashes it reduce..."

Joe Hill's Ashes, by Mark Levy (from the Smithsonian Folkways liner notes):

Let's sing of Joseph Hillstrom, better known as old Joe Hill.
Murdered by a firing squad, shot but never killed.
His will said that his ashes be strewn across the land
So flowers that refuse to die will rise up strong and stand.

We sing his song to fan the flames
And talk about him much.
The ashes of this rebel voice
Are still too hot to touch.

Joe's corpse lay in Chicago where thirty thousand marched.
They flew the Wobbly banner -- high above the throng it arched.
The workers sang and cheered his name, they did not eulogize.
They honored Joe Hill's last request: Don't mourn, organize!

And the union took Joe's body, which then they did cremate,
His ashes stuffed in envelopes and mailed to every state.
Except, of course, to Utah, for Joe had clearly said,
"Don't leave me here in Utah; there I wouldn't be caught dead."

Then someone in the mailroom discovered what was up.
The postmaster was summoned, the mailing to disrupt.
An envelope tore open in the canceling machine.
"Twas just Joe's way of saying automation is obscene."

With patriotic fervor the postmaster was seized.
He treated that poor envelope as if it was diseased.
He said, "I won't deliver such subversive mail."
So for a while Joe had to wait in some dead letter file.

At long last the Post Office sent Joe's ashes to D.C.,
To the Archives like an artifact of ancient history.
The Wobblies in Chicago asked that he be sent home.
They wouldn't see him catalogued down in that catacomb.

So Joe's back with the Wobblies, and thus concludes my tale.
But if there is a moral, I might say, "Don't trust the mail."
We'll built that One Big Union before Joe's ash gets cold
And we'll bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old.

22 December, 1999
What I'm looking for this morning: A map of the US showing areas of land with the dates they were "transferred" from the Native Americans to the US Government. I'm finding lots of local things, states or smaller regions, but I'd love to find the whole kit and kaboodle.
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